What your Spotify Wrapped says about you
By Lucy Wing, Content Editor
Disclaimer! All music is very cool and as long as you like the music you listen to, other people’s opinions don’t matter. That being said, here’s what I think about you based on the music you listen to.
You’re in the top <5% of listeners of a single artist
Good for you, that’s dedication! You’re either supporting a small artist or you spend all your time listening to one artist (I mean valid but there’s more to life than Harry Styles).
You don’t have Spotify
lol sucks for you.
You have less than 100 artists
Mix it up?? Get some more artists on there, do you need recommendations? Or are you a Swiftie?
Your top genre was super niche
Either you have really good music taste or you are a pick-me girl; being mainstream isn’t a bad thing you know?
You’ve listened to a single song more than 100 times
Are you ok? No really, are you?
You show EVERYONE your Spotify Wrapped
You feel like you need some sort of validation from others that your music taste is as good as you say it is (or as bad as they say it is).
Your top song is something “I don’t actually listen to, I don’t know how it got on here”
You know you’re lying and I do too, just admit you like Doja, it’s not a bad thing!
Pigeon is one of your top artists.
Your Spotify Wrapped is skewed because you have a sleep playlist.
You’re probably a very warm person and I want to give you a hug. And does sleep music actually help you sleep? Asking for a friend…
Your audio aura is your new personality.
You’re probably super into astrology and personality tests and that’s cool but don’t let it define you, there’s more room outside the box.
You listened to less than 50 genres.
You know what you like, I guess. Maybe try to expand a little though, listening to a wide variety of music is actually really good for you!
You haven’t shown your Spotify Wrapped to anyone.
What are you hiding? The Hamilton Soundtrack? Kpop? Don’t be shy, share with the class.
You listened to more than 100k minutes of music.
You find comfort in music and need it to function, you probably also need a hug.
You judge people for their Spotify Wrapped.
Don’t judge people for the music they listen to and especially don’t say it to them, that’s so mean!