Butler tells all in shocking interview
By Milo Carr, Co-Content Editor
Every so often The Riptide publishes a Teacher Feature, where we ask a teacher questions that students have submitted anonymously. This issue features Jason Butler, a US Government teacher and coach.
What is your favorite pair of sweatshorts?
“I have a blue and grey pair that are from Target. I like these two the best.”
What kind of bear is best?
How did you get such massive calves?
“I walked/ran on my toes for the first 20 years of life.”
What is your weirdest, useless skill?
“I’m really good at folding bath towels and t-shirts.”
What is your favorite snack food during the week?
“Assorted roasted nuts, lightly salted.”
If you could choose any superpower, what would it be?
“Teleportation (Think Nightcrawler or the movie Jumper (2008)).”
What Hogwarts house are you in?
“IDK, what do you think?” The editorial staff agreed he is a Ravenclaw.
What is your least favorite part of your job? Your favorite?
“My least favorite is grading papers. My favorite is making student’s laugh at my hella funny jokes.”